I’m waiting for someone who will write my story with me
Someone who will protect me
Someone who will take my snark
Someone who knows the value of tiny gestures
and sets my world right again when things go wrong
Someone who sees me for who I am, bumps, awkwardness and all
and still loves me.
So you see I’m not waiting for a Disney Prince.
I’m waiting for a Dimitri.
OMG WHAT DID I DO!?
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I LEARNED A THING
FUCK THIS IS SO ACCURATE
the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…
i feel very hungry like a certain caterpillar
OH MY GOD THE HUNGRY CATERPILLAR RIGHT???
if you don’t know where this comes from you have no child hood
i don’t care what blog type you have, this has to be the sexiest thing ive ever seen
You can see the pleasure in his eyes oml
Possible remedies when Libra is unhappy.
she makes dirty words sound pretty PTV
I want to lay in your arms and fall asleep while you stroke my hair and make me feel safe and loved
I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.
I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.
i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more
further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked
What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."
if anyone will be at the electric factory tonight for the american dream tour and see me dont be afraid to say HI
Do you ever just meet one person
and at first it is awkward
then you start talking
and its like
“holy crap where have you been all my life”
WHY DO PUPPIES DO THIS LIKE LEG THROWING THING IT’S SO CUTE I WANT TO PUKE
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