nevertoomanyspiders:

sirspookers:

zedigalis:

martininamerica:

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”

"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"

I love it when cats open their mouths wide open and all that comes out is a small peep

(via psych0butt)

british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today

american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin hella fine winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked

arab guys: you want to make friendship

deanmonofhell:

friendofsherlock:

mrfizzlessaysyourelying:

little-red-ridinghoodie:

aesthetic-dissonance:

one of my favourite posts on tumblr

Hey, I feel like Jared has had a lot of practice since then because he’s definitely improved.

Now I’m picturing Jensen giving him lessons. Oh GOD.

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(Source: skchorpion, via theslut-princess)

glazedeyes-emptyhearts:

neverlandlouisx:

itsterminallycancerous:

gingerten:

seven-0ceans:

da-weedgoblin:

chandra75:

portablewhiskers:

no-drama-obama:

This is, in fact, the most important post on the internet.

Every male should be required to read this.

Every person on earth should read this. 

Oh.

Coming from a boy: When another guy says, “Oh, I see its that time of month again.” I actually want to punch you in the dick and make your genitals bleed, cause fuck you, maybe you’re right but it’s disrespectful in my mind to be pointing it out and if this is what girls go through you should understand they have the right to be a bit short tempered during those 5 days.

Thank god someone gets it. I hate it when people call girls out on it, that’s just downright shameful and rude as hell.

itS BACK YEEESSS

praise the lord that this exists

BLESS

(Source: tom-sits-like-a-whore, via theslut-princess)